A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette

admin

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it.

A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home.

The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."
 

Genesis

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Haha .... good one .... :p

OK, we're on blonde/brunette/ redhead jokes! Here's another one:

3 women, a blonde a brunette and a red head are trapped on top of a burning building and they are screaming for help.

Moments later the fire brigade arrive at the scene and one fireman shouts to the women.

Fireman: Ladies! we are going to take out the safety net now and i am going to get each of you to jump down one at a time. We need you to follow our instructions quickly. You the Brunette! On the count of 3, jump.

The brunette on the count of 3, jumps and just as she's about to land in the safety net, the firemen pull away and brunette smashes into the pavement.

Fireman: You the Redhead! on the count of 3, jump!

Red head: No way am i going to jump! You pulled away the safety net just now!

Fireman: No no! we pulled away the safety net cause we friggin hate brunettes! We love red heads! Now jump!

So the Redhead bravely leaps. Again, just as she's about to fall into the safety net, the firemen pull away and laugh as she smashes into the pavement.

Fireman: Blondie!! it's your turn! Jump! We have you! Blonde: No way am i going to jump! you bastards pulled away the last two times. Hell if i jump.

Fireman: No no! We hate brunettes and redheads! Truth is we love blondes! Now shut up and JUMP!

Blonde: Hell no! I don't trust you bastards! Now hands off the safety net and i will jump!
 

PeaceSigns

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Similar desert joke - a man walking in the desert finds a lamp and rubs it, out comes a genie who grants him 3 wishes with the caveat that whatever he wishes for, his ex-wife will get double.

WIth his first wish he asks for a million dollars, his wife gets 2 million.

With his second wish he asks for a mansion, his wife gets 2.

With his third and final wish, he asks to be scared half to death.