Jokes

[Deecoy]

Write here jokes if you have one! :lol:

 

[StrobeGaming]

I was in a restaurant once and I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my reliefs to the beat of the music. After just a few songs I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me... That was when I remembered I was listening to my iPod.

 

[Labodaz]

A black cow falls in a white stream. What do you have? A wet cow.... ha ha ha

 

[CHT]

What do you call a white horse painted with black stripes?
A zebra.

Hint: Highlight the second line to see the answer.

 

[Mishkat]

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