Murphy's Laws


I'm a big fan of Murphy's laws. as the matter a fact quite often I was convinced that it is pretty much true...even if some of those laws are not ...they are really funny and cleverly made. They are a sort of life philosophy.
Here are a few of my favorite:

- Everything takes longer than you think.

- You never find a lost article until you replace it.

- If there are two or more ways to do something, and one of those ways can result in a catastrophe, then someone will do it.

- If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked

Technology Laws:

- Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

- Technology is dominated by those who manage what they do not understand.

- The first myth of management is that it exists.

- A computer makes as many mistakes in two seconds as 20 men working 20 years make.

- When all else fails, read the instructions.

- Build a system that even a fool can use and only a fool will want to use it.