Get off this ward! I kid you not. It's now 04.53, I woke in considerable pain half hour ago and pressed my bell & nurse comes along so I ask for some pain meds, fine. I close my eyes. You know when you don't hear but sense someone close? I open my eyes and there is this old bloke, todger in hand, peeing on my wheel chair!
I'm like, wtf? Get away you crazy bastard.
"I'm not finished!"
And he wasn't...
Poor nurse, I hit my bell again told this big lovely Caribbean nurse to watch her step...
Was he sorry? She said "why you do dat? Why you pee on man's chair, you know where toilet is!"
Made me smile. Not him, he justs starts ranting abuse.
I might not be able to walk around right now but there is only two of us sane here that the other guy is only part time sane, zero hour contract.
God give me strength.
Now you know why I'm spending so much time here, this is my little getaway... c0nvct's special cyber sanity forum. Later guys, I'm scared to close my eyes but maybe the meds will kick in soon. :crazy: