One Liner Jokes

Genesis

Administrator
What kind of shoes are made from bananas skins? Slippers.

What kind of rooms have no walls? Mushrooms.

When is a door not a door? When it's ajar.

What happened to the boy who drank 8 cokes? He burped 7-Up.

Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants? In case they get a hole in one.
 

GigaGreg

Moderator
Staff member
Why do idiots like biscuits? Because they're crackers.

What did the biscuit say when it broke? oh crumbs.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened.
 

encikam

New member
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unawares

New member
My code has bad behavior: "to teach it to some new feature, you should teach it to be agree with the new feature at first time"