One Liner Jokes

[admin]

A collection of one liner jokes, please feel to add.

 

[Genesis]

What kind of shoes are made from bananas skins? Slippers.

What kind of rooms have no walls? Mushrooms.

When is a door not a door? When it's ajar.

What happened to the boy who drank 8 cokes? He burped 7-Up.

Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants? In case they get a hole in one.

 

[PeaceSigns]

Pretty much sums my life in five words.

 

[GigaGreg]

Why do idiots like biscuits? Because they're crackers.

What did the biscuit say when it broke? oh crumbs.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened.

 

[Briar Spirit]

The most interesting thing about procrastination is you never know what you're not going to do next!

 

[Hazem]

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[Tolkin]

why does my nipples smell like cherries?

 

[encikam]

 

[Genesis]

:heartylaugh:

That's a good one encikam!

 

[encikam]

:drinks::drinks:

 

[D4klutz]

dyslexics of the world.... untie!!

 

[nawaf]

Does CEO stands for cheap operating officer?

 

[mamphis]

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

 

[unawares]

My code has bad behavior: "to teach it to some new feature, you should teach it to be agree with the new feature at first time"