The Anti-Joke Thread!

[dxverm]

For those of you wondering what an "Anti-Joke" is, here is the definition from the Anti-Joke.com website:

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Now let's proceed to be cruelly funny! lol

Why couldn't the young boy swing? Because he had no arms or legs.

What do you call a black dentist? A dentist your racist prick!

What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? They were my friends.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human is capable of drawing a perfect circle.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

 

[Briar Spirit]

The funniest joke in the World has the same 'punchline' as the worst joke in the world!!!

What's the funniest joke in the world?

What?

What's the funniest joke in the world?

What?

.................................

 

[helpremember]

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I like bananas.
Can you swim?

 

[D4klutz]

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole?

Phil